Crack Bellmer

Lineup:
Dean (UK)
ATIKIN
DJ Marta
3ple Kix
Roin
Genres: Techno, House
Xinergy is back for another Crack Bellmer edition! We’re looking forward to have you light up the floor again to a great selection of House & Breaks sounds and all the bits in-between.
While we promise a night full of dancing, our core mission remains simple: to create a safe, inclusive space for everyone. We stand for respect, inclusivity, and the power of community.
bar from 7. djs from 9.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10PM.

Smut Slam Berlin: handing out the tawdry storytelling treats since 2017!
Berlin’s only community dirty storytelling open mic kicks off its indoor season with the theme of "SWEET OR SOUR" (the German version of "trick or treat!"). This theme opens up an evening of contrasts: the joy of getting what you want and more OR disappointments and what you do with them. Maybe both in the same story? You decide!
Mon 20 Oct * doors at 7pm, slam starts at 8
Advance tickets: https://buytickets.at/smutslaminternational/1865584
General admission: 15€ ticket + 1.61€ VAT and fee
Supporter: 25€ ticket + 2.31€ fee (making our soli tickets possible)
Int'l Supporter: 40€ ticket + 3.36€ fee (supporting Smut Slam on tour!)
See our event link for more details about this new ticket structure
At the door: CASH ONLY €20/general, €10/soli (for students or unemployed folks w/ supporting ID)
* * PLEASE NOTE: tickets are transferable but NON-REFUNDABLE for any reason.
Location: Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str 99, Berlin
(Main entry at Revaler Str & Simon-Dach-Str, 8-10 minutes' walk from S Warschauer Str)
More accurate map here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/wjKdmTeEpoA6PiL76?g_st=ic
(cover photo by Marc Seestadt)
GUEST JUDGES: TBA
** Prizes from Other Nature alternativer Sexladen and The Berliner!
** Fuckbucket prize from Satisfyer
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
7-8 pm: get tested, save your seat, enjoy our craft table, grab your drink
8-10:30pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)
10:30-whenever: stay for a little longer, we don't have to worry about neighbors here!
The Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.
SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.
WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
* ** We encourage mask use indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around.
*** Crack Bellmer has a government-certified machine that exchanges all the air in the room every 10-15 minutes. Included in that system is a HEPA filter.
*** TESTING NOTICE: Please bring photo of same-day negative test results, or come early to take a self-test at the door (for €1, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home.
** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!
PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/.../120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXp.../edit... Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!
ACCESSIBILITY: The venue space is wheelchair accessible.

Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -
Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - every Wednesday from 7PM
EVERYONE IS WELCOME!
But FLINTA* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.
You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.
How does it work?
Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -
A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.
Come along -> sign up -> play!
** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people
FAQs
x I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?
Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.
x What musical styles are allowed?
Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.
x How long are the playtimes?
between 30mins and 1 hour.
x Is there a dance floor?
Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.
x Can I bring my laptop and controller?
No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)
x What equipment is available?
2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.
xI am an absolute beginner, can I still play?
Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
As always:
bring a friend, not an attitude.
bar, ping pong & music from 7pm

Lineup:
dj always tired (all night long)
Genres: House, IDM
In this series, we invite one DJ to take you on an expansive journey through their record collection. Expect everything from downbeat, IDM, funk towards house, tech-house and groove as we move deeper into the night.
Dj always tired is the moniker of Daiana Platida, a Greek-Romanian DJ and selector based in Berlin, known for her genre-blending, emotionally driven sets that drift between electro, techno, progressive trancey grooves, and ambient —spanning all the way to downtempo trip-hop.
She performs around Berlin and across Europe, where her sets stand out for their versatility, rich sonic textures, and sensual ritualistic energy. Her sound reflects the raw, experimental ethos of Berlin’s nightlife, often threading obscure cuts, nostalgic textures, and percussive complexity into extended journeys on the dancefloor.
bar from 7. dj from 9.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
FREE ENTRY - small donation to keep club culture alive.

Lineup:
Junior Ray
Aunty Nora
Kasse 3
Genres: House, Club
Our 5th spin will happen at Crack Bellmer, serving reflections of Groovy, Sexy, Tribal, and Diva-Vocal-rich club music, reviving New York's 90s, 00s House music in a modern context.
With this in mind we ask of our DJs get to dive and explore their collections through this lens.
✮ Free Entrance till 10pm
✮ Entry, we welcome everyone regardless of Gender, Sexuality, Race, Religion, or ability. However, we want to emphasise it is a GAY clubnight. see you on the floor

Lineup:
Yako
ALIAN
DJ 069
5wizard
Genres: Trance, Garage
Why wait for Halloween when you can haunt early?
On October 25th, from 10 PM, Crack Bellmer & HEADQU.ART are summoning you to a Pre-Halloween Rave in the heart of Berlin.
4 DJs will be casting their sound, from Techno to UKG to Hypertrance, basically everything your restless electronic soul craves.
Expect good vibes, spooky beats, and the best drinks to keep your spirits haunted for the scariest good time before Halloween even starts.
Bar from 7. DJs from 10.
Bring a friend, not an attitude.
Doors: free entry until 10PM.

Join us for a most cheerful evening 
of dancing to all the marvellously charming tunes
selected 
by
Monsieur Chouette ! ! ! 
 
(& Monsieur Hibou :-))
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Come early and stay late !
    
19:30 – 21:00  Open Practise / Party Warm-Up
21:00 – 0:00  Monsieur Chouette ! ! !
0:00 – 2:30  Monsieur Hibou
 
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Generous donations for bands anddjs
are highly appreciated and expected.

FLINTA* TO THE FRONT
Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -
Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - every Wednesday from 7PM
EVERYONE IS WELCOME!
But FLINTA* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.
You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.
How does it work?
Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -
A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.
Come along -> sign up -> play!
** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people
FAQs
x I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?
Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.
x What musical styles are allowed?
Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.
x How long are the playtimes?
between 30mins and 1 hour.
x Is there a dance floor?
Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.
x Can I bring my laptop and controller?
No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)
x What equipment is available?
2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.
xI am an absolute beginner, can I still play?
Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
As always:
bring a friend, not an attitude.
bar, ping pong & music from 7pm