Crack Bellmer

Lineup:
Slut Riot
aftershow w/ Fluid Vision:
Lovejoy & Geza
Genres: House, Electro
Scandal! at the Strip Club. An immersive murder mystery show.
In the heart of Berlin, Spring 2025. Tension at the strip club arises: the world is at the mercy of an economic recession. Between conspiracy theories, drug-induced hysteria, and competition with the odds in no one’s favor, the strippers have gone wild. It's no surprise that the DJ was found un-alived.
The strippers and the club manager don't like calling the cops so they'll rely on you to find out who did. Six suspects, every one has a motive, but only one is the real killer. We invite you to join this immersive show to become a slutty detective and save the strip club from its decay.
How it works? Enter our club for the night and get to know the suspects. Each of them has both a motive and the clues you need to solve the mystery. Listen closely and solve the case to collect your surprise!
And after the show... Stay for the afterparty! Once again we teamed up with Fluid Vision to bring you four hours of unapologetic dancing.

FLINTA TO THE FRONT!
Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - every Wednesday from 7PMEVERYONE IS WELCOME!But FLINTA* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.How does it work?Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.Come along -> sign up -> play!** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people
‍FAQsx I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.x What musical styles are allowed?Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.x How long are the playtimes?between 30mins and 1 hour.x Is there a dance floor?Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.x Can I bring my laptop and controller?No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)x What equipment is available?2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.xI am an absolute beginner, can I still play?Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
‍As always:bring a friend, not an attitude.bar, ping pong & music from 7pm

Lineup:
Mama Love
DJ IL
Mara Vilu (Marie.Luis b2b Marina Semren)
Genres: Progressive House, Tech House
Get ready for a very special happening on 22th May. A wild mix of Progressive House, Techhouse and Trance is going to be hosted by @maravilumusic. Together with some very special bookings, it’s time to dive in on our thursday clubnight. So drop your midweek melancholia and grab a drink, while they soothe your soul. Be sure, they bring the groove.
bar from 7. djs from 9.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10PM

Lineup:
Cronoselect
Fruxx
Panino
Sassi
Bossin
Genres: Progressive House, House
"Built to dance. Carried by sound. Nothing else to figure out”
bar from 7. djs from 10.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10PM.

Lineup:
Amuleto Manuela
FreakAssE
FLEXno
visuals: Rico Rose
Genres: Funk / Soul, Afrobeat
After parties at Monarch, Wendel, Yaam, L.U.X. and other spots in Berlin, the FreakOuternational will hold its first vinyl session at Crack Bellmer. Hosted by FLEXno and Freak Ass E, we will test its newly installed wall of sound with some Afro-Latin and mediterranean funk, disco, boogie and grooves from Brazil to Angola, South Africa to the Levante Featured guest is long time friend, collaborator and Colombian connection with a killer selection Amuleto Manuela with her bag full of soulfull afro-latin dance vibes.

Smut Slam Berlin: speaking truth into filth (and vice versa) since 2017!Berlin’s only community dirty storytelling open mic is back with the theme of "USE YOUR WORDS." Negotiating scenes, making noise, sexting hardcore, crafting the perfect mindf*ck... SmutSlam has always encouraged folks to use their words as much as possible. This month we want you to showcase it with your stories, too!** POP-UP MARKET IN THE LOUNGE: a small assortment of print AND audio smut/erotica creators and vendors will share their wares for your reading/listening enjoyment. Market doors open at 7pm, make some time for that!TICKETS AT THE DOOR ARE CASH ONLY.Tickets: €15-20 sliding scale donation per person (adv purchase), or €20 cash at the door. Low-income €10 rush tickets available at the door ONLY, if any tickets remain unsold at time of show.Advance tickets available here:
  https://www.eventbrite.com/.../smut-slam-berlin-use-your...(To buy tickets for more than one person, enter total amount of donation, and include names of additional people in the designated field during checkout)* * PLEASE NOTE: tickets are transferable but NON-REFUNDABLE for any reason.Location: Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str 99, Berlin(Main entry at Revaler Str & Simon-Dach-Str, 8-10 minutes' walk from S Warschauer Str)More accurate map here:
Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!ACCESSIBILITY: The venue space is wheelchair accessible.

Join us for a delightful night of dancing
to the kaleidoscopic array of marvellous arrangements
of 1930s & 40s big band tunes
by
Kind of Dukish LIVE ! ! !
 
Come early and stay late !
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The band is going to start at 21:00.
 
They are:
Christian Ahrens :  trumpet
Johannes Böhmer :  trumpet
Andrej Ugoljew :  trombone
Frank Lüdeke : alto saxophone & clarinet
Laurin Habert : alto saxophone & clarinet
Patrick Braun : tenor saxophone, baritone saxophone & clarinet
Florian Zeller :  piano
Jack Latimer :  guitar, banjo & vocals
Malte Tönissen:  double bass
Jan Zimmermann: drums
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19:30 - 21:00  DJ
21:00 - 21:45  Kind of Dukish LIVE
21:45 - 22:15  DJ
22:15 - 23:15  Kind of Dukish LIVE
23:15 - 2:30  DJ
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Generous donations for bands and djs
are highly appreciated and expected.

FLINTA TO THE FRONT!
Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - every Wednesday from 7PMEVERYONE IS WELCOME!But FLINTA* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.How does it work?Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.Come along -> sign up -> play!** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people
‍FAQsx I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.x What musical styles are allowed?Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.x How long are the playtimes?between 30mins and 1 hour.x Is there a dance floor?Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.x Can I bring my laptop and controller?No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)x What equipment is available?2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.xI am an absolute beginner, can I still play?Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
‍As always:bring a friend, not an attitude.bar, ping pong & music from 7pm

Lineup:
wannadosomething?
Babxi
NeZoomie b2b Annie Farmer
Zehlendorfer Disco Squad
Genres: House, Disco
Shimmering synths meet thumping grooves - Disco Futurismo teams up with LIFTED to blend spacey disco vibes with uplifting house energy, bringing even more sparkle and joy to their regular night at Crack Bellmer.
For this special occasion the fabulous duo wannadosomething?, disco-house darling Babxi and local staple Annie Farmer will be joining the usual suspects and hosts Zehlendorfer Disco Squad and NeZoomie.
Get ready for a full-on deep dive into every corner of cosmic, disco, italo and house music!
Bar from 7. Djs from 8.
Bring a friend, not an attitude.
Doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after.