Crack Bellmer

LIVE:
BURKHART BRAND
KUNSTLOSES BROT
Genres:
Krautrock
New Wave
BÜRORAVE (LIVE: BURKHART BRAND & KUNSTLOSES BROT)
"Überstunden, die sich lohnen" - Am Freitag, den 04. April, geht es in die Verlängerung der Arbeitswoche. BURKHART BRAND und KUNSTLOSES BROT laden zum ersten BÜRORAVE ins Crack Bellmer ein und transformieren den tristen Büroalltag in eine surreale Konzert- und Party-Erfahrung.
BURKHART BRAND (@burkhartbrand) rütteln mit dadaistischen Texten und Hüftschwenk-Faktor irgendwo zwischen Zeitgeist Synth Pop & 80s Disco wach. Neue Neue Deutsche Welle? Boa weiß nicht! Ob deutsche Wörter in den Lyrics überhaupt zu einer absoluten Mehrheit kommen? Hab mich verzählt. Vielleicht ist es eher Euro-Pop aber mit Pommes Schranke & Handtuch auf Liege. Politisch will das alles nicht sein, kann es aber trotzdem werden. Gefährlich aber harmlos. Am Ende schwingen Burkhart Brand definitiv genauso ahnungslos auf derselben Welle wie du.
Das Debüt Album "WAS DU HEUT MACHST" von BURKHART BRAND kommt wild und herzlich aber ohne Plan. Lasst euren Büroalltag eskalieren und erlebt die Premiere des "Mausklick-Moves" zur neuesten Single "Im Büro".
KUNSTLOSES BROT (@kunstlosesbrotofficial/) sorgen mit ihrem aus Musik & Performance kreiertem Art-Pop für niveauvolle Unterhaltung. Fast wie in Berlin, nur eben aus Hannover. Ein akustischer Ansatz für die Bewältigung des Irdischen mit der Fokussierung auf den Sinn des Lebens – und ja, das klingt genau so dramatisch, wie es gemeint ist! Mit Keytar (Piano zum Umhängen), Flying V (hässlichste Gitarre der Welt) und Saxofon (nice!) beliefern die Außendienstler Chris Croissant und Ben Brioche mit leckerer Kunst für die Welt. Danke KUNSTLOSES BROT, dass ihr euch aus dem Partnerbüro in Hannover auf den Weg ins Crack Bellmer macht.
Überdimensionierte Anzüge, zweckentfremdete Krawatten? Vielleicht ein Headset zur Kompetenz-Brille? Dress like you mean business - Originelle Namensschilder und Bürokleidung sind erwünscht!
Grüße vom Badestrand, der Backstube - und natürlich aus dem Büro.
LINEUP ("REMOTE MEETING 04-04-2025")
18:00 - Türöffnung ("Arbeitsbeginn")
18:30 - DJ Warm Up ("Morgenbesprechung")
20:30 - LIVEGRUPPE 1 ("Vormittagsmeeting")
21:30 - LIVEGRUPPE 2 ("Abschlusspräsentation")
22:30 - Beginn der Clubnacht ("Feierabend")
Eintritt 8 Euro. Nur Abendkasse.
NO RACISM. NO SEXISM. NO HOMOPHOBIA. NO TRANSPHOBIA. NO DISCRIMINATION OF ANY KIND.
Beste Grüße
Daniel

Lineup:
22:30 Helle_wtf b2b Trenchenches
00:00 Herr Lang
01:00 Maltitz
02:00 Apolonia
03:00 80 Euphorie b2b Banani
4:30 Cara Carpaccio
Genres: House, Deep House
A Dedication to House and Disco Music!
It's time to enter the 30s and bury the 20s. I’ts been a ride! Lisbird invites you to accompany this tremendous step into a new era. We don't know what will follow when we let go of what has already happened. This event is about allowing transition, finding connection, eating cake I guess - with a massive chunk of “cheers to that!”. Lisbird wants to make a cozy, vibey space for all her new and old Bird-Friends (well hello there!) and those who want to celebrate with her. To complete the fun on what will soon be ‘last night', the absolute finest Djs will safe your lives.
Make sure to come early - and stay forever.
Yours Chirpy,
Lisbird
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after.

Lineup:
Danny Dimanche
KIRSCH
Waltzer
Genres: House, Disco
We back with MORE. That’s right bb! It’s the sexond edition of Berlin’s sultriest party on a Saturday afternoon. We talking queer dance vibes all day long! Spring is in the air and Crack Bellmer’s sunny patio is the place to kick back with a margarita. Don’t touch the cacti, and let’s let our succulent little selves blossom in the sun!
This time around we have Waltzer, co-founder of Soup and purveyor of only the finest vibrations.
Then there’s Kirsch. She throws the party Haus of Kirsch (which we are very excited to attend later in April), and is generally just the one you want on the decks when your feet are getting restless.
And finally we have our resident Danny Dimanche. He’s writing this preview, so he won’t go into it too much because he’s shy, but let’s just say if you’re smiling, he’s smiling. If you’re dancing, he’s dancing.
Some come on down! Expect an eclectic mix of tasteful house from acid to break to gospel to god only knows, as long as that mother beat is PUMPING.

Lineup:
Ghoula
Kavkaz Widow
Meriem S
Nisan
saHHar
TUNYS
Genres: House, Tech House
We are saHHara - سَهّارة, a collective that thrives on building connections through culture, solidarity, and music.
On this special night, we are joining forces with Temple Of, the Prague-based collective of immigrant artists & DJs from Southwest & Central Asia, North Africa & beyond.
Together, we are creating a night of powerful house, tech house, and North African/Arabic beats - a space where rhythms transcend borders and identities merge on the dancefloor. This is more than just a party; it’s a celebration of sound, resilience, and the communities we build through music.
Expect deep grooves, hypnotic melodies, and percussive energy as we bring our collectives together for an electrifying experience. The music will guide us, but the essence of the night is about unity, connection, and shared vibrations.
Bar from 7. DJs from 10.
Bring a friend, not an attitude.
Doors: Free entry until 10pm and flexi after.

FLINTA TO THE FRONT!
Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - every Wednesday from 7PMEVERYONE IS WELCOME!But FLINTA* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.How does it work?Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.Come along -> sign up -> play!** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people
‍FAQsx I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.x What musical styles are allowed?Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.x How long are the playtimes?between 30mins and 1 hour.x Is there a dance floor?Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.x Can I bring my laptop and controller?No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)x What equipment is available?2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.xI am an absolute beginner, can I still play?Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
‍As always:bring a friend, not an attitude.bar, ping pong & music from 7pm

Lineup:
B:WICK
boom sister b2b Sophia Wach
brocki balboa
Daniel Nebel
Steve David
Genres: House, Electro
When »Wundertüte« opens its doors at Crack Bellmer, only one thing is for sure: You will dance your heart out! Besides that, absolutely everything is possible: Get a new tattoo? Print a self-designed poster? Win a DJ slot at bingo? Find the love of your life on the dance floor? Maybe, baby! Brace yourself for a colorful night full of banging electronic music and a lot of other surprises. Just come by and expect the unexpected.
SPECIALS:
Tattoos from 7PM by Lavinia
+ win one of over 30 Wundertüten!
bar from 7pm.
wundertüte from 8pm.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after.

Lineup:
INVERNO
Fluid
Cyber Witch
lisa tba
Gioski b2b Pooja B
Natasha Roze
Genre: Techno
BLVSH invites you to its VA release party!
To celebrate the release of its third VA, Berlin’s FLINTA-powered collective is bringing together the brilliant artists featured on the compilation for a night of pure, pulsating energy.
Expect an electrifying lineup of FLINTA DJs from across Europe and beyond, each weaving their own sonic magic into the night.
From deep and hypnotic to groovy and driving, we’ll be diving into 8+ hours of techno and its many shades: a journey through sound, community, and unapologetic self-expression.
Join us on the dancefloor to move, feel, and celebrate together.
Much love.
Your BLVSH crew.

FLINTA TO THE FRONT!
Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - every Wednesday from 7PMEVERYONE IS WELCOME!But FLINTA* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.How does it work?Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.Come along -> sign up -> play!** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people
‍FAQsx I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.x What musical styles are allowed?Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.x How long are the playtimes?between 30mins and 1 hour.x Is there a dance floor?Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.x Can I bring my laptop and controller?No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)x What equipment is available?2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.xI am an absolute beginner, can I still play?Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
‍As always:bring a friend, not an attitude.bar, ping pong & music from 7pm

Lineup:
BGA
Ian Maur
Jack's trip
vauna
HALBTROCKEN
Lorel
Genres: Techno, Bass
hyphen invite for another round of unique rolling b2bs with some of the most interesting artists of Berlin’s underground. This time we focus on dubby and hypnotic techno in an intimate setting.
Overlapping sets create an unbroken flow of music from start to end: each DJ curates an hour of their own sound behind the decks, blending into the next artist's set with a period of b2b exchange. Expect an uninterrupted stream of music, heating up and branching out as the night goes on.  
BGA opens the night with a vinyl mix showcasing a slice of his obsession.
Three Berlin-based producers build the core of the lineup: Ian Maur, Jack’s Trip, and vauna. All known for a hypnotic, energetic yet deep and raw style of techno — their distinct yet overlapping tastes will blend across a span of four hours and a diversity of influences.
HALBTROCKEN is known for her wicked bass music sets and confidence in throwing a curveball. She and Lorel take over the closing to bring one more burst of energy.
Looking forward to hearing how the plot develops. See you there.
bar from 7. djs from 10.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after.

Lineup:
_artists
alemiko
Finnya
Frisqo
Julez (live)
NKW Space
Nomi Elektra
Sarah Stevens
_exhibition
Art of Pima
Giulia Toneguzzo
Joana Pratschke
_workshop
Jessica Kert
Genre: Techno
Welcome to the second round of Modular Circuit!
This event series centers live performances by FLINTA* artists, creating space for sound practices beyond the mainstream.
We believe live sets deserve the spotlight, and we're super excited to share this one with you.
Kicking things off, there’ll be a Modular Beginner Workshop by Jessica Kert from 6–8 PM.
Spaces are limited, so please register via modularcircuit@gmail.com
Our events are open to all genders – come as you are.
Tickets at the door. Free entry before 10pm
IMPORTANT:
The workshop will take place from 6pm - 8pm. Doors for the party will be 8pm.

FLINTA TO THE FRONT!
Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - every Wednesday from 7PMEVERYONE IS WELCOME!But FLINTA* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.How does it work?Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.Come along -> sign up -> play!** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people
‍FAQsx I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.x What musical styles are allowed?Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.x How long are the playtimes?between 30mins and 1 hour.x Is there a dance floor?Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.x Can I bring my laptop and controller?No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)x What equipment is available?2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.xI am an absolute beginner, can I still play?Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
‍As always:bring a friend, not an attitude.bar, ping pong & music from 7pm

Lineup:
Cliff Colada
Poppi
Paulita
MagDita
Genres: House, Disco
No Pre-Sale
Entrance on donation base.
Last party sold out, arrive early!
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After our last sold out nights at Crack Bellmer, The Disco Express returns for more disco hedonism, debauchery and late night dancing.
Regarded as one of London’s “leading disco labels” The Disco Express has garnered big support from the likes of Nightmares On Wax, The Blessed Madonna, TSHA, Hifi Sean, Folamour and Dan Shake for consistent high quality original releases and edits.
Drawing inspiration from the energy of the 70’s New York and fusing it with the 21st century dance floor, The Disco Express parties are fun, inclusive, and where the good times take you deep into the night.
Put on your dancing shoes and let our house become your house.
See you in Berlin,
The Disco Express x

FLINTA TO THE FRONT!
Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - every Wednesday from 7PMEVERYONE IS WELCOME!But FLINTA* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.How does it work?Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.Come along -> sign up -> play!** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people
‍FAQsx I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.x What musical styles are allowed?Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.x How long are the playtimes?between 30mins and 1 hour.x Is there a dance floor?Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.x Can I bring my laptop and controller?No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)x What equipment is available?2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.xI am an absolute beginner, can I still play?Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
‍As always:bring a friend, not an attitude.bar, ping pong & music from 7pm