Crack Bellmer

Line Up:
Paul Bauhaus
Julius Gause
Julius Feijoo
Genre: House
PAUL BAUHAUS HAUS PARTY
Paul Bauhaus finally got his dream: a whole club as his *Haus*.
For one night he’s inviting the gang over – a full showcase of him & friends playing nothing but house, haus, more house, and that one track that makes you ask “what *is* this house?!”
Living room = dancefloor.
Kitchen = bar.
Bedroom = booth where Paul & his crew rearrange your internal furniture with chunky basslines and crooked grooves.
If your landlord asks where you were:
“I was at Paul’s… Bauhauswarming.”
DELULULAND x CRACK BELLMER
13.12.2025 · ab 23:00 · 21+ only
Welcome to Pauls Haus.

Line Up:
BUTZ  
cliff  
Genre:
House
In December, we're coming back for one last massive boogie to close out 2025. It’s the second Christmas day on Dec 26th. Berlin might be empty, but the night will flourish with the people who make this city, Berlin. This is when you finally meet your old friends who came home, the new people you just met, and the ones who live on the dance floor. We’ve got the perfect spot to shake it off together to some serious grooves.
TOLLHOUSE is not just another booking. This is our sanctuary. It’s a pressure space for uninhibited dancing and the collective energy of the House beat.
We are chasing that TOLLHOUSE spirit. Less standing around, more sweat, more soul, and a complete focus on the rhythm. Your only currency for entry is your willingness to let go and having a beautiful soul.
BAR from 7PM DJs from 8.30PM
**bring a friend, not an attitude**
DOORS: free entry until 10PM.
The Dance Floor is open until 5 AM.
Since every night helps fund our artists and keeps this movement alive, we’re giving back to the community that makes it possible.
We can't wait to dance with you on the dance floor.

Line Up:
Acid Heaven
Neik
Tepui
Delorean ºº
Genres: House, Acid
It has been a great year and we can’t be more grateful for all the support and moments shared in 2025. Without that we wouldn’t have the drive and passion for keep on doing this.
For our 8th gathering we are *collaborating or joining forces * with Crack Bellmer. A well known place with a new sound and isolation system in the hearth of Friedrichshain. Adding up, this one will be special as one of our team is getting older and wiser. Let’s raise a glass and celebrate @marviin.jh’s birthday. The legend at the door who keeps the right vibe every time.
As usual we focus on getting great selectors.
Line-up:
@tepui_
@delorean
@nicolasneik
@acidheaven
See you on the dancefloor.

Join us for an outstanding night of dancing
to all the terrificly beautiful tunes
by the
Toolbox Orchestra  featuring Nina Thaler  LIVE ! ! !
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Come early and stay late !
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The band is going to start at 21:00h. 
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They are:
Beatrice Jugert  |  singing saw
Andrea Emma Schwemmer  |  clarinet
Katharina Wegner  |  trumpet
Anna Pacholke  |  banjo
Giedre Dizzy Ella Paplaityte  |  double bass
(with changing vocals)
featuring 
Nina Thaler  |  banjolele and vocals
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19:30 - 21:00  DJ
21:00 - 20:45  Toolbox Orchestra feat. Nina Thaler LIVE
21:45 - 22:15  DJ
22:15 - 23:15  Toolbox Orchestra feat. Nina Thaler LIVE
23:15 - 2:30  DJ
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The Toolbox Orchestra plays African-American music from the 1920s and 1930s. Based in Berlin, the band is one of the few all-female traditional jazz ensembles in Europe. 
They originally started out with typical toolbox instruments such as the singing saw and the wash tub bass. 
Today, their unique sound consists of banjo, guitar, trumpet, clarinet, double bass and musical saw, creating a lively and unique sound cocktail that reflects the sassy and playful spirit of early jazz. 
For this special edition, the band will be joined by guest artist Nina Thaler. 
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Generous donations for bands and djs
are highly appreciated and expected.

Line Up:
Aalia Iraki
DJ CHICHI
Lea Czychy
Jaymie Silk
Moehecan
🎨 Drawings by Viva Ink Stains
Genres: Techno, House
Celebrating 3 years of community, care & resilience the Bird House gathers an inspired lineup at Crack Bellmer for a night that looks boldly toward the future. Jaymie Silk brings his boundary-breaking energy, weaving grooves shaped by a wide spectrum of global and personal influences. Aalia Iraki delivers their genre-defying approach, pushing club music into unexpected emotional terrain. DJ Chichi adds their own radiant force, channeling the spirit of her feminist collective and shapeshifting radio explorations. Together, we create a one-night constellation of artistry and community—an anniversary that honors where we’ve been while opening the door to what comes next.
Drawings by Viva Ink Stains.
Start Time: 22:00
Donation based entry.

Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝟳𝗣𝗠
‍𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗔* 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗸𝘀 - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting. You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.
‍How does it work?
Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration - A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm. 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 -> 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝘂𝗽 -> 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆!
‍𝘍𝘓𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘈* 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 *𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦, 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘯, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺, 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴 & 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦
‍𝗙𝗔𝗤𝘀
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𝙄 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙮 𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙞𝙨-𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚. 𝘼𝙢 𝙄 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚?
Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out, and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.
‍𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙?
Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.
‍𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨?
Between 30 minutes and 1 hour.
‍𝗜𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗿?
Not really. There's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.
‍𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿?
No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)
‍𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗽𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲?
2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92
‍𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿. 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆?
Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
‍As always:
bring a friend, not an attitude.‍

Line Up:
bethanylikesham
You‘ve been training for this all year. At last, the appointed hour have arrived. Let us all bear witness:
The Big Dyke*-Off, birthed by king Angel DeVille @angelxxlia and co-parented by @dykethewinter is the event where we will crown the ultimate dyke(s) to hold the title of Biggest Dyke* for the whole upcoming year of 2026! Needless to say, the stakes are high. Therefore, 6 teams of 3 shall battle against each other through 4 carefully designed trials. Can you handle it?? Can we?? Build-A-Bush, Pvssymania, Game of Moans and en fin, Battle of The Biceps- only the ultimate dykes will prevail. And after? We shall gloriously celebrate the triumph with an afterparty from the most adored djs @bethanylikesham and @misstdelight
Sign-up your team with the link in the @dykethewinter instagram bio, where you will find all information about the trials! Spots are limited, choose your team wisely. Good luck and let’s DYKE* IT UP for one last time this year!
The Big Dyke*-Off
Crack Bellmer
14.12, 4pm - 10pm
Donation based entry
No one will be denied of entry for the lack of funds
Please be mindful that you are entering a dyke* space. A safe space. Together we will celebrate love, solidarity and resistance.

Ho-ho-holy shit: Smut Slam is back in Berlin!
‍Berlin's only dirty-storytelling open mic celebrates the winter holidays at Crack Bellmer on Monday, Dec 15, with the theme of "GIFTS." Bring us your tales of giving and receiving, of things unwrapped, of talents unfolded.
‍SPECIAL WINTER ACTIVITIES: holiday mini-market with last-minute gift ideas AND a dirty snowflake craft table!SUGGESTED ATTIRE: Cheesy holiday sweaters are welcome! Also, cookies!
‍Mon 15 Dece * doors at 7pm, slam starts at 8Advance tickets:
‍GUEST JUDGES: TBA
‍** Prizes from Other Nature alternativer Sexladen and Erotiquest!** Fuckbucket prize from Überlube
‍SCHEDULE OF EVENTS7-8 pm: get tested, save your seat, enjoy our holiday market and craft table, grab your drink8-10:30pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)10:30-whenever: stay for a little longer, we don't have to worry about neighbors here!
‍The Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
‍IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.
‍SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.
‍WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!* ** We encourage mask use indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around.*** Crack Bellmer has a government-certified machine that exchanges all the air in the room every 10-15 minutes. Included in that system is a HEPA filter.*** TESTING NOTICE: Please bring photo of same-day negative test results, or come early to take a self-test at the door (for €1, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home.** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!
‍ACCESSIBILITY: The venue space is wheelchair accessible.‍

  ‍Join us for a rapturous and luminous night
of dancing to all the rousing tunes
selected with love
by
Rosa Lee ! ! ! 
 
(& Archbald Owl :-) 
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Come early and stay late !
      
19:30 - 21:00  Open Practise / Party Warm-Up
21:00 - 0:00  Rosa Lee ! ! ! 
0:00 - 2:30  Archibald Owl
 
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Generous donations for bands and djs
are highly appreciated and expected.

Line Up:
Gabrielle (DE)
lizaliza
Theodor Luv
Rovin
Genres: Techno, House
Presenting our third and final gathering of the year at Crack Bellmer on December 18th.
In collaboration with lizaliza, Gabrielle, Theodor Luv, and Rovin, we’re celebrating community in the true spirit of Christmas.
Get ready for a musical journey that seamlessly transitions from subtle grooves to high-energy waves, all united by the spirit of our community.
bar from 7. djs from 9PM.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10PM

Line Up:
wannadosomething? Martin Meyer Zehlendorfer Disco Squad
Genres: House, Disco
We’re popping the corks at Crack Bellmer the birthplace of our beloved party series! Three years of joy, pleasure and futuristic-discoid soundscapes that our artists created for us. Three years of hosting in different locations and spreading our vision. And three years of meeting so many new people, and many of them became close friends. Thanks to everyone for being part in this journey! Lets raise the glasses!
To celebrate with us alongside our residents, we invited the fabolous wannadosomething? to bring their unique energetic sound to our anniversary! And also we have our friend Martin Meyer from Diskolusion joining us for a housy closing.
Doors open from 7pm - donation-based entry until 10pm.
Bring a friend, not an attitude.

Discover Crack Bellmer from its sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝟳𝗣𝗠
‍𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗔* 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗸𝘀 - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting. You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.
‍How does it work?
Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration - A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm. 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 -> 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝘂𝗽 -> 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆!
‍𝘍𝘓𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘈* 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 *𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦, 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘯, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺, 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴 & 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦
‍𝗙𝗔𝗤𝘀
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𝙄 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙮 𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙞𝙨-𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚. 𝘼𝙢 𝙄 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚?
Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out, and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.
‍𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙?
Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.
‍𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨?
Between 30 minutes and 1 hour.
‍𝗜𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗿?
Not really. There's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.
‍𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿?
No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)
‍𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗽𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲?
2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92
‍𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿. 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆?
Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.
‍As always:
bring a friend, not an attitude.